In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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We left the knife in your bed.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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