theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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