I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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