Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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