Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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