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Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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