Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize