Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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