dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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