Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Semen is not good for contacts.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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