I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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