You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize