We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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