All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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