Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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