I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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