I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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