Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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