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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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