FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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