I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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