all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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