I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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