Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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