Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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