Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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