He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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