she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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where's my purse there's an important taco in it
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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