we have officially lost it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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