How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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