So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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