I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
well you can't waste a boner
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm too high and old for this...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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