mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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