Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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