so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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