Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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