Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We need to rekindle our bromance
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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