these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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