I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i've created a new STD.
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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