Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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