Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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