He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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