how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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