Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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