Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
40s are totally the cure
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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