I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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