Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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