Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
We smell like vodka and hangover
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