i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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