Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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